I:

I have:

learned that sitting back and watching the grave get deeper is pretty damn sweet!

I haven't:

quite gotten my sailors mouth under control.

I do:

hehe.

I dont:

want traffic to go back to normal.

I cant:

wrap my head around brainwashing kids.

I want:

some Pollo Loco.

I need:

a back transplant.

I wish:

I could speak my mind.

I love:

being a 2 income household!

I hate:

coniving bitter women.

I will:

never be "that" kind of mom.

I wont:

ever allow my children to call someone other than Greg, Dad.

I still:

know how to hide out behind a tree to pee in the woods!